Donate today to save these species

From DonateKing.com

Bored? Have nothing to do? Save these species today.

Species you can save by donating:

Dodos. Donate $10,000,000 to save dodos, and if you save them, you will get one as a pet.

Passenger Pigeons. A hamburger on wings. Donate now, and instead eat limburger on wings.

Wooly Mammoths. Love to cuddle? Well, this animal is for you. Donate today, and you’ll be happy about what you’ve done. If you like to hunt them, hunt shaved mammoths instead.

Dinosaurs. Is roaring your favorite noise? Like being eaten in one gulp? This animal is your favorite. Donate today, and the dinosaurs will eat you. Oh, and the special deal, pay $4.99 and instead of being eaten once, you’ll be eaten, vomited up, and eaten again. Again, that’s just $4.99. Take advantage of the deal.

Sabre-toothed cat. Like to be hissed at? Nothing you like better then being inside of the digestive system. This animal is yours. Donate now, and all your digestive system wishes will come true before you can say “give me my money back!!”

And our other deal, pay $1599 and be eaten, vomited up, eaten, vomited up, eaten, vomited up, eaten, vomited up, eaten, and vomited up until there is nothing left of you but a pile of crumbs. Use the deal to fulfill your dreams of being eaten and vomited up over and over again. It’s just as fun as a roller coaster magically appearing in your backyard.

Want to save people? You can’t. It is too late.