Famous last words

“I don’t think that pulling that tiger’s tail will harm me.”

“I doubt that that revolver will hurt me.”

“I think everything will be fine if I just put that needle in my heart.”

“I don’t think that that surgeon with the holster in his pocket will actually murder me.”

“I don’t think that that guillotine there will do a single thing to my head.”

“I doubt that that alligator with the menacing jaws will eat me even if I poke it in the eye.”

“Will pulling on that poisonous snake kill me?”

“Seems like a harmless shark, even if I prod it for 50 minutes.”

“Well, will that automatic shotgun really execute me?”

We hope you enjoy our book, and try some of these things on yourself (will be helping on our cruelty free experiments, because we are doing it on humans, not rabbits and monkeys and salads.)