Happy New Year from the law firm!

Hello!

For the New Year we decided it would be a good time to make some new rules for our law firm.

1. We would like for no one to get the COVID vaccine.
2. We decided for all the emails that we get will be responded to after at least eight months.
3. We would like everyone to get COVID and spread it.
4. Donors, please, instead of giving us money, give us COVID respiratory droplets because our biggest wish is to get every single human (and animal) in the world to get this amazing virus.

Again, please, get COVID,

Your friends at the law firm

P.S. Please tell everyone how great we are.

P.P.S Even though we aren’t. (but that’s our little secret)