Mmm…Yummy!
Jan 13, 2021
Hi Parents,
We wanted to let you know we are having a new permanent cafeteria menu.
This is what is on it:
Monday: Pasta with soaked rats.
Tuesday: Apple with 5000 worms.
Wednesday: Human Brains with orange seeds.
Thursday: Roasted Guinea Pigs with moldy banana peels.
Friday: Organic Snakes with fried chickens.
We are optimistic that this plan will make our students want to eat our cafeteria food more.
Best,
The Mysterious School
